Wednesday, October 31, 2007

AMERICA WEEPS AT THE NEWS THAT PRAY FOR MOJO WILL NOT BE UPDATED UNTIL EARLY NEXT WEEK

Check back Monday or Tuesday for new updates. Or don't, dick.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typical...

Anonymous said...

...Are you going to post six articles at one time? I'm moving on...I heard beantowncrush writes a pretty sweet blog - and he only has one arm.

- the one armed man

Anonymous said...

loser

Anonymous said...

the drummer from def leppard only had one arm.

Jimmy Pop Ali

Anonymous said...

Actually, I do have my own blog. However, I would never tell you the name for several reasons. First, it uses big words you probably wouldn't understand. Second, even if you did understand the words you wouldn't be able to comprehend the ideas expressed by such words because your level of sophistication and maturity is slightly above that of an infant. Third, even if you understood the words and the ideas, you suck and I don't want you reading my blog.

p.s.: WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

Anonymous said...

Well that's pretty childish, now isn't it? "I don't want to share my blog because I don't like you and my vagina smells like 3 week old salmon".

Now what about this post is even remotely childish? I guarantee you that you can not find an infant who knows how to explain the god-awful taint your tuna-taco emits.

Also, since my pal MoJo has writers block, I have a joke for everyone: what has one arm, no dick, and can't properly pronounce the words car or bar?