Brady Quinn made his triumphant debut for the Cleveland Browns Saturday in a preseason game against the Detroit Lions. Quinn completed 13 of 20 passes for 155 yards and two touchdowns and in the process solidified himself as the greatest quarterback the franchise has ever had.
"We're going to the Super Bowl," exclaimed a morbidly obese man in a dog mask as he left Cleveland Browns Stadium. "The Lions' fourth string defense looked lost once Brady was running the show, greatest Browns QB ever...maybe best in NFL history!" When asked if he considered Quinn to be better than even Browns legend and Hall of Fame QB Otto Graham the fan responded, "bark bark arf arf arf!"
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