Norv Turner for Proactiv

My life is busy. On any given day I might have to draw up some new plays, go to a photo shoot, think of some new formations or even just hang with friends. But in this crazy world where you can be a head coach one day and then be fired the next just for losing the majority of your games, there's one constant in my life: Proactiv solution.

I start and end my day with Proactiv's patented three step cleansing process and boy has it made a difference. I used to suffer from embarrassing acne and believe me I used to hear about it. When I was the offensive coordinator for Dallas during the early 90s Michael Irvin used to actually ask if he could do blow out of my cheek craters.

Then a friend, a Mr. Troy Aikman (maybe you've heard of him?), told me about Proactiv solution and I have to say, I noticed a difference immediately. Those embarrassing, deep pockmarks became less embarrassing, elongated scars. Now I can just tell people I was involved in some sort of bar/knife fight in my younger days and the guy went after my face. It's a great feeling to be able to make up a story about your facial blemishes and actually get to the point where you yourself believe it. I owe that all to Proactiv.

But wait, there's more! Proactiv is also the strongest colon cleanse allowed on the market and is actually recommended by the governing body of Guatemala, it has given me the ability to excel in real estate and, when combined with your favorite fruits and vegetables, it makes a mean smoothie.

So if you want all of this AND you want gorgeous, glowing skin, then say good-bye to blemishes and hello to Proactiv. Believe me, I haven't always looked this good and my skin hasn't always looked this clean and clear. But now, thanks to Proactiv, I have the confidence of a thousand Tom Bradys.

So whether I'm coaching in front of millions of people during a nationally televised playoff game or answering reporters' questions after another baffling loss, one thing is clear: My skin. Kind of. (wink)