I imagine this is exactly how he walks around his house, only in a spaghetti stained wife-beater and poo streaked tighty whiteys.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Your Dad Named Manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers
After going back and forth trying to choose between a photo where he's pissing with his hand up on the wall and another, Sports Illustrated felt secure in the fact that they made the right call by going with this, the most tasteful and flattering Joe Torre picture to which they could gain access, to set up a story about his new digs:
I imagine this is exactly how he walks around his house, only in a spaghetti stained wife-beater and poo streaked tighty whiteys.
I imagine this is exactly how he walks around his house, only in a spaghetti stained wife-beater and poo streaked tighty whiteys.
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HAHAHA, Poo. That's funny.
I hope someone makes a comment about being mature. They're always so right and know how other BLOGGERS should act. BLOG! YOUSUCK, YOUSUSCK!
Who did?
-3south
poo- what a subtle, underappreciated word. well done.
3-South,
Please why don't you write your own blog and post your own stupid stuff some where else. I might comment on your maturity but I think you do just fine summing up your age and maturity level on your own. Maybe your parents should moniter your internet usage. Enjoy Baby Mozzart and your Tonka Truck. GROW UP!
Mojo,
Although sometimes mildly amusing, most your articles lack creativity and research. Joe Torre is one of the most successful manager's of all time. He has showed his success over a number of years and unlike other sports icons has been able to avoid controversy and humliation. He is an extrodinary manager and does not need to be degraded by you or your lack of creativity to come up with something to write about. The fact that he is an Italian has absolutely nothing to do with his sucess and he has worked hard to get where he is and make an impact on America and rule the MLB.His successes will follow him in LA and the legacy in NY will be missed but never forgotten,by all Yankee fans.If you actually did some research you may know that Coach Torre sometimes places his hands in his pants to keep them warm.You may also want to know that he sometimes wears sunglass to sheild his eyes from the sun(I can see your next article passing judgement on someone for doing a logical action).Maybe you should look in the mirror and review your past successes before judging someone else and questioning their character,the only character in question is yours.
God Bless Joe Torre
without poo i would simply be a dollar on the ground.instead of making person happy before crashing the hopes and dreams and realizing they just got shit all over there hands;it would simply be a person who is a bit richer.screw joe torre,god bless poo!
brick in the case of beast
italians make the best everything. managers, procuitto, mobsters.... basically anything cool came from the island shaped like a boot. i wonder if their poo is better than everyone else's. i know joe torres poo was much better when he was in NY than it was now that he is in LA. thats cause the yankees poo does not stink at all. their poo smells so good that even ESPN has those little Glade plug-ins that smell just like the yankees poo. i think people at the USA TODAY have those things too. i heard that they even serve Yank poo in the cafeteria. POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO. the yankees can tickle my rectum and joe torre can sniff their fingers when in exits my ass.
on another note, know who rules?? nope not o'doyle, the TRIBE. you know why hafners nickname is Pronk?? its cause he has A HUGE COCK! you know what he does with his huge cock?? he goes around to every major league city and does that sweet pornstar move to all the skanky bitches who wear pink red sox jerseys or camo royals hats. you know that awesome move where the girl is "giving oral" and the "male performer" pulls his "member" out and jams in back into her cheek area so it looks like she has a huge wad of redman stuck in her mouth. we're gonna give that move a name, its called "PRONK'S CHAW" the only thing pronk has to worry about is that one hot chick who has a huge rack, long slender legs and is dying to go back to the Days INN only that when they get back pronk finds out ITS A DUDE. with pronks hamming ability its really a numbers game. after 100,000 girls, he is going to run into some tranny who is actually pretty hot. but when that day comes, travis will probably just take that enormous baby arm he has between his legs, swing it and knock that silly tranny back to New York with all the rest of HOMOS.
Dear Anoymous,
I love Baby Mozart - in fact, I am jamming to it right now while I write my own BLOG called "GROW UP!". The goal of it is to have people post really immature stuff, then have random people take it way too seriously. You are an ideal candidate for it, you should go sign up at www.youhaveasmallpenis.com.
Furthermore, my parent died when I was 8.
I await your "mature" reort, dingleberry.
-3south
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